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The Rules of Acquisition Accords
« on: April 19, 2021, 08:27:11 am »


The Rules of Acquisition Accords

Preamble:  A new sharp order begins....

Article I, Rule 17: A Contract is a Contract is a Contract...but only between Ferengi
Both parties hereby agree to maintain harmonious relations; to cooperate on any and all business matters, and disputes in the pursuit of profit
Article II, Rule 35: Peace is Good for Business
Both parties hereby agree to not interfere on one anotherís profit margins. Neither shall either party commit acts of military aggression, nor acts of industrial sabotage nor copyright infringement, nor embezzlement.
Pre-established and regular commerce may continue with a competing third-party but the other party is encouraged to consider other revenue streams.

Article III, Rule 74: Knowledge equals Profit

Both parties hereby agree that any intelligence or otherwise sensitive information shared between the two will not be passed on to any third party without permission.
Both parties are encouraged, but not obligated, to share information with the other party relevant to their profit.

Article IV, Rule 34: War is Good for Business
If one party finds itself being worked out of the market by another enterprise, the other party may consider using the opportunity to extract a profit from the mutual rival.

Article V, Rule 57: Good customers are almost as rare as Latinum - treasure them. Both parties agree to open their markets up to one another, free of tariff or tax, so that they may both benefit from a substantial profit.

Article VI, Rule 6: Never allow family to stand in the way of Opportunity 
Should either party wish to pursue more profitable ventures, they are required to notify the respective parties within 72 hours of nullification.

Signed for CLAWS,

Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts
Al Bundy, Football Legend

Grand Inquisitor: Randalla

Minister of Internal Affairs: Tehol 
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Magical Muslim
Minister At-Large: White Chocolate

Advisory Council

Advisor of Defense: Admiral Alexander & Clash
Advisor of Economics: RS1787

Signed for The First Order,
mastabadey, Supreme Leader
BringMeTheHorizon, Grand Admiral
Feetler,  General Staff
James Maximus,  General Staff​

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